Quotables

Some funny things said at this house today.

Ruby. "Where's Dad?"

Me. "Working at Park City."

Ruby. "Oh, on his derby car?"

Talia, to our neighbors at the door. "We can't come out and play just now, we are listening to Justin Bieber."

Me, to Ruby. "Your diaper is on backwards lovie."

Ruby. "I know, Tali changed me. No poops."

Talia. "Mom, can I pick this? "

Me, with my back to her. "Umm, what is it?"

Talia. "Something long and green. I think it's done."

(It was a hot pepper, and yeah, it was done.)

Ruby. "Mom. I sticky!"

Me to Talia. "Dinner is almost ready. Come in in 2 minutes."

Talia. "Ok Mom. Can I have a treat quick?"

Me. "No way."

Talia. "Why?"