I Can't Believe I Said . . . .

"Get that chocolate chip out of your nose, then you can have another."

"We have to brush them or they'll rot out of your head."

"One pump of the soap is plenty!"

"Please don't jump on the sofa. Yes, you may jump off."

"We've watched Ponies (from Fantasia) 4 times today, lets' pick something else."

"You stink! Come to me."

"Is that a booger in your hair? No, let me get it."

"Oww! That is my arm hair kid."

"You may have one band-aid. Where do you want me to put it?"